Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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