At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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