If i come over, it means nothing
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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