I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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