i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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