I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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