one two three fourrrrnication!
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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