it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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