Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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