What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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