I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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