But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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