WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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