On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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