The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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