I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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