Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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