doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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