somebody snuck up and got me drunk
He kissed a someone with a penis
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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