I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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