Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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