I've blown a few things in my day
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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