normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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