super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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