dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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