fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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