Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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