Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My balls are so social today.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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