you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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