Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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