Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
and she was petting her beer can
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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