do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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