So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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