why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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