come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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