You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My cat gives me a boner
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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