so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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