he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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