you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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