I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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