Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Randomize
