Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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