She is in my trunk
wanna go halves on a baby?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Farmville is her only friend.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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