You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
