Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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