if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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