Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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