Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
