You're completely useless in the revolution.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
