She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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