You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i already hear my dad disowning me
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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