who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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